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Thursday, December 3, 2009

HUCKA-AY, HUCKABEE, HUCKA-SEE....



I love it when history repeats itself…remember when the holier-than-thou “Repoop-licums” turned the word LIBERAL into a four letter word (the Palin New Math maybe??) around the time of the 1988 Presidential race? Well, it looks like SOMEONE took a page outta the book of the same guy the GRAND OLD PEONS trashed during the ‘88 Assault On Decency (the ascension of Bush I – former CIA head and toady to the nascent neo-con con artists!), and this potential 2012 front-runner, FOX taking head (oh, Mr. Goebbels!!) and Son of the South has just apparently WILLIE HORTONed hisself!!

That’s right, Mr. Intelligent Design Weight Loss (HWJD - How Would Jesus Diet??), MIKE HUCKABEE apparently let his FAITH instead of his JUDGEMENT as Governor of Arkansas (a state where double wides’ and fried pork feet are king!) guide him to grant clemency to a CORNUCOPIA OF CRIMINALS, a PLETHORA OF PLUNDERERS. a ROADMASTER OF RECIDIVISTS and the results have been OMG!!! Just recently, one of his good works in turning he other (ass?) cheek, ironically named CLEMMONS shot and killed 4 policeman in Seattle (he was serving a 108 YEAR SENTENCE ON 5 FELONIES – can you say LOCK THE DOOR AND THROW AWAY THE SCUMBAG????)….and another, rapist and canasta player WAYNE DUMOND, was also released by Saint Hucky, only to rape again and even murder!! Huckabee, who had also been a BAPTIST MINISTER actually took advice for other ministers when considering some of the OVER 1,000 releases…..uh, now can we put that old chestnut, THE SEPARATION OF CHRUCH AND STATE to rest as SETTLED LAW??? Don’t ya think that making decisions about releasing dangerous scumbags back into society should be reviewed by, oh, let’s say humans like LAWYERS, JUDGES, and PSYCHOLOGISTS and not GROWN MEN WEARING DRESSES AND BELIEVING THAT THE EARTH IS ONLY 6,000 YEARS OLD AND DINOSAUR BONES WERE PUT THERE BY THE DEVIL TO CONFUSE US????

And back to 1988, then Massachusetts Gov and Dem Presidential candidate Mike (another MIKE – coincidence?? I think not!!) Dukakis was dragged through the media coals because of his work-release program that erroneously sent Willie Horton back on the streets for some more THUNDERDOME – LET’S HOPE THE GRAND OLD PERVETS REMEMBER TO DO THE SAME TO PASTOR SCHMUCKABEE and his total LACK OF RATIONAL JUDGEMENT IN LETTING VIOLENT CRIMINALS BACK ON THE STREETS TO MOLLIFY HIS RELIGIOUS BELIEFS!!

Well, campers, it looks like it has, the feasting on one of their own has started – the commentators are dining on the weepy flesh of the former chub pol (the guy with the Greek last name on CNN – hey, are you paying for this???) and Hucky’s gonna be taking the ‘tard tank ride into the sunset just like Duke did in ’88…..and since he was one of the darlings of the conservative set, there may be even more pressure for Sarah “I’m a writer, yes I am!” Palin to lock and load in ’12 – much to the joy of demo/libs and silly comedians such as your humble narrator! So Huckster, next time when sitting in the BIG CHAIR and making the BIG PLAYS, stick to a playbook that was NOT put in motels all across America by the GIDEON SOCIETY!!

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